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This, this is about my own some-day daughter. When you approach me, already stung-stayed with insecurity, begging, “Mom, will I be pretty? Will I be pretty?” I will wipe that question from your mouth like cheap lipstick and answer, “No! The word pretty is unworthy of everything you will be, and no child of mine will be contained in five letters.

“You will be pretty intelligent, pretty creative, pretty amazing. But you, will never be merely ‘pretty’.

-Kate Makkai, “Pretty” (via feellng)


“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed 


816. A muggleborn living in the north of the UK gets sick of travelling all the way to London by muggle means to take the train to Hogwarts, which seems to be located somewhere in Scotland. She goes to work for the Department of Magical Transportation and devotes her career to adding more stops for the Hogwarts Express.


can someone just tell children that scream to shut the fuck up

cashier:  do you want the receipt?
me:  yas bitch tell me everything